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I Need A Hug
01:36
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Sometimes I feel lonely
way late at night
I need to call up a friend
I want them to hold me tight
It can get very dark and scary in this place
but my friend holds me right around the waste
Hey Hey Hey
I need a hug
I need a friend to show me some love
Hey Hey Hey
I need a hug
I need a friend to show me some love
Hold me and squeeze me and tell you need me friend.
Some times I feel depressed
my whole life feels like a big old mess
look in the air, I wonder why
Oh yeah, My serotonin's run dry
I call up my friend and say
can you please drive over my way
I could really use a friend today
they hole my tight and say everything is Ok.
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2. |
Moonbase Cheese
01:14
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Well the year was 1969
the whole world was doing fine
but there was an opportunity they could not miss
find out if the moon is made of swiss
or gorgonzola, mozzarella, who could tell these space fellas
they flew to the moon
and pretty soon
everyone had enough fondu.
The moon is made of cheese
The moon is made of cheese
the moon is made of cheese (Oh Jah)
what could be better than a whole moon of cheddar.
Pollio, the cheese sticks
real quick, thats what they ate on their trip back to earth
They smirk, in space no one hears you hollerin,
because Buzz Aldrin's Lactose intolerant
Science does alot of things
It can cure disease
one small step for man
one big step for cheese
We do what we please
humanity is on a roll
Cause the moon's made of gorgonzola
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3. |
Bean Town
01:08
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I like beans
baby how 'bout you?
Beans are a tasty food that's true
They're a legume,
and you pick them from the ground
when you're in bean town.
I got a big ol' bean that I farm in my back yard
I'm farming with a beanie on,
I'm making all the ladies hard
They the want the fiber in my beans
They want me to fill a bowl
When I put beans on the table
All the ladies lose control.
I got beans to eat, and a vegan diet
If I take away my beans, all the ladies start to riot.
Big beans Big Beans Big Beans Little mama girl.
Big beans Big Beans, Big Beans Big on the table girls.
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4. |
Senor Benihana
01:46
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Yoshi is my name
cooking good food, I am able
I wanna be the coolest server
at the hibachi table
I make nigiri and sashimi
but the waiters, they wont come near me.
Working here at Benihana's
I need the money, but I don't wanna
Work and work all day
Cant chase my blues away
I'm the least cool waiter at Benihanas
I can flip the knives
I do tricks with the spatula
thought I was good at cooking
my mom said I'm a natural
Didn't disagree with mama
got a job at Benihanas
I do tricks with my knives
I do tricks with the spatula
I make teriyaki
I'd like to see these bitches stop me
Still, Im the least cool waiter at Benihanas
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5. |
Majin Soup
00:59
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Give you a quick scoop
I want some hot soup
I tell you what about
I like that bean sprout
and if you got beef
you better not begin
I put it in the soup raw, cause it's sliced thin
Soups got the seasoning
no matter what you reason is
If your boy dont like pho
there ain't no pleasing him
and if bone broth aint for you
hashtag, newsflash this soup got noodles too.
Get some chopsticks and put them right
up to the tip of your lips real quick
Homie get a bib cause this flavor hits it make you sicks
Cilantro flavor so legit
these jalapeños hot as shit
and put that bowl right to your lips and go ahead
and slurp that bitch.
Vietnam in the kitchen
get that brisket cook it flip
Such a cheap meal
got a low cost
thought I smelled your woman but I guess it was that fish sauce
and that bone broth, thats alot of sodium
you salty bitch, now let the fucking pho king take the podium
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6. |
The Chicken Coup
02:30
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I wasn't always bound by this prison
I wasn't always held in this coop.
Our ancestors were free.
Our ancestors could fly.
Soon we fly the coop.
If your born as a chicken
soon you'll have to fly the coop
gone are the days of eating chicken feed
gone the days of white poop
life with white feathers and a beak
It can be quite vicious
when you're not good at flying
and do you taste delicious.
One day we'll leave our coop
no longer fear the frying pan
we'll make a coup with a U
we chickens have a plan
and I hope you realize
even though we cant take to skies
one day the chickens will rise again
and although are beaks are hard
here comes the hardest part
these chickens must face their owning man.
First we'll come for the farmer in the night
we can be sure he'll put up a fight
but that chicken door, he did leave unlocked.
and next comes the shock
while we fight for our lives
after we're done with the farmer
we'll go after his wife
she's been eating eggs all year
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7. |
Blowing Bubbles
01:23
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ooo wah ooo
Way late at night
when i wanna have fun
I open my purse and I pull out my gum
I chew and I chew and I don't wanna stop
I blow a big bubble and I hear it go pop
Some other girls like fast cars and boys with big ol' muscles
I just like blowing big ol' bubbles
When I'm done blowing bubbles
I always want more
If you dont like candy
if you're not really sure
Ive got a secret for you
bubbles lives nextdoor
bubbles is my neighbor who lives next door
He's 43
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8. |
Breaking Breakfast
01:30
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Breakfast is the most important meal of the day
start your day off right
get some bread
bake it twice
call it toast
oh, thats nice
eggs on top
never stop
can't eat the toast
I'm gluten free
gluten free I cant eat toast
I'm gluten free I cant eat toast
carbohydrates are the most tasty thing I eat
gluten free, I'm gluten free I can't eat toast
I eat toast in the morning
peanut butter, I put it on my toast .
Toast
toast
beans on toast with cheese on top
I eat toast everyday
carbohydrates give me strength
Mitochondria turn the carbohydrates in ATP
Toast
toast
toast
most delicious
this is where I eat it
in the kitchen
put it in the toaster and I roast her
Gimme Toast
Fig Jam on my Toast
Every Day
you must eat toast
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9. |
Snippy R&B
01:36
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Hey, you know we've been together for a long time
and after all these years, there's something I just need to say to you.
I don't want your kids
you wont get no cum from me
I went to the doctor and I got vasectomy.
Girl you know you still look good
I hope you realize
I'll still be coming strong
but you know I'll be coming dry.
You still turn me on and put me in the mood
but I went to the doctor and I went and cut my tubes.
You're such a gift I should probably thank
but from here on out you know I'll be shooting
Well I went to the doctor, took that trip
but he took out his scissors and that MD went snip snip snip
Don't wanna hurt your feelings
don't want to be to bold
we can't have another kid
you're 42 years old
but you're still my boo
still my lover
but when we go to bed, I don't have to wear a rubber.
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10. |
Cupcake Mistake
01:30
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I was on a diet
but I lost track
I bought some cupcakes
I ate the whole pack
It was so good,
I ain't going back
now I wish that I was just a
hostess snack.
I always feel hunger
don't need to be needy
now I got blood-sugar problems and diabetes
I ate the whole pack, I think I was greedy
If you want healthy breakfast, go eat your Wheaties.
I want a cupcake
I want a cupcake
I want a cupcake
I want a cupcake
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11. |
Popsicle Music
02:44
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Way long ago
in those hot summer days
there I sat
in fat, sweaty haze
I heard the jingle jangle sound
that the ice cream trucks in town
I tried to run to catch that car
I didn't get to far
I'll get my icecream
I'll get my icecream
Gotta beat this summer
I deserve something sweet
school's been real hard
I guess thats what life did
hard to get by
when you're just a fat kid
But i'm happy as can be
long as I get this ice cream
I got some news for you
I love for you
I love being me
I want my ice cream
I want my ice cream
I gotta beat this summer heat
I want something sweet to eat
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12. |
Christmas Birthday
01:20
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Many, many years ago
I was born on Christmas day
ever since that birth
only one gift comes my way
don't wanna be a December baby
that much is true
you only get one present
when lord knows you must get two
It ain't easy being me
with only on gift underneath the tree
my parent's made a mistake
no birthday candles, no birthday cake
their mistake, was taking a holiday 9 months they were sure I'd be knocking on their door.
On the 25th of December I remember that I never had a chance to celebrate
the holidays should be fun
everyone should be feeling
but here I am
look at me
not enough presents underneath my Christmas tree.
Jolly Ol' St. Nick, well he can suck a dick
Jolly Ol' St. Nick, well he can suck a dick.
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13. |
Friday Fry Day
01:45
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Fridays are my fry day
so I go and buy some chips
I walked to the best fry shop in town
and there I was with my chips
I was drunk and stumbling home
my dumb-ass dropped those chips upon the ground
I wish you could have seen the look of shock upon my face
Seen my drunk face full of surprise
but I bent right over and ate them off the ground because you know I'm such a dirty guy
I don't eat no vegetables and I don't wash my hands.
You will never see me exercise .
I don't eat no fiber, I go shit bout once a week
and every single food I eat is fried.
I wish that you coulda seen the tear
slowly rollin down my chubby cheek
but I bent right over, ate the chip right off the ground.
I was waiting for that french fry all week.
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Will Boyajian New York, New York
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